droopie goldberg 

When you are having wild sex and are about to pop, you think of anything, absolutely anything to take your mind away from sex. Then you imagine Whoopie Goldberg's 'sex face' and your dick immediately becomes soft, like one of those marshmallow chicks you get during Easter.

Minnie: "Harder Mickey, harder!"
Mickey: "Oooops! I shouldn't have thought of Whoopie Goldberg."
Minnie: "... more like 'Droopie Goldberg' you fucking loser."

droopie goldberg by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 24, 2018

droobies 

Droopy-Boobies; the nickname for saggy breasts that are not supported; hanging breasts that usually start below where normal breasts end; poorly or non-supported breasts; breasts with nipples pointing south.

"Her droobies are grazing her belt."

droobies by Miss Peeps September 15, 2006

Droolies 

The type of people that are very easily mentally stimulated by insignificant things. These things include:
1. Sprinting to the scene like Usain Bolt when a person yells "fight".
2. Watching a season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
3. Witnessing an accident, but only go over to see if there is a chance of a glimpse of a dead body.

Person 1 - Dude, look at them. Sitting down all day watching reality TV.

Person 2 - Yeah, man. I know. What complete droolies.

Droolies by TheCragifier August 31, 2013

droopie

the combination of drinker and poopie; the greasy, disgusting poo which usually follows a long night of drinking

you can tell how much i drank last night, because my droopie left some nasty streaks in the toilet bowl

droopie by Ben Pittenger January 12, 2006

droupies

Old women groupies with saggy breasts.

"Yo look at those droupies hanging off Jorge."

"The band was really looking forward to groupies but there were only droupies"

"Next time we go to a concert let's play spot the droupies"

droupies by uptolate May 10, 2012

droofies 

A non-elicit (legal) document slipped to the user of a digital service (typically a website) containing terms which allow for the non-consensual use of the person's data (see data rape).

You: "No one reads these fucking 75 page Terms of service before using a website"
Friend: "Careful dude, there might be droofies in there"
You:"huh ?"
Friend: "Dude if they slip you a droofie, there's no telling what they'll do with your data."
You:"You mean... data rape me ?"

droofies by justlikealltherest July 24, 2011

droolies 

Excessive salivation onsetting just prior to vomitting.

After a night of heavy drinking Toby woke up with bed-spins and when the droolies set in he grabbed to garbage barrel and barfed his guts out.

droolies by Jamie Andrews November 8, 2007