driathlete 

Someone who spends lots of time at the gym without breaking a sweat, usually because he's more interested in being seen than working out.

Sure he spends all his free time at the gym, but he's still got nothing to show for it because he's such a driathlete.

driathlete by whylime December 24, 2008

deathlete 

1. A person who participate in extreme sports. For example, David Goggins once ran for 48 hours straight.

2. A person who applies the mentality of extreme sports into everyday life in order to appreciated the aesthetic values of life. For example, Byron's aesthete. Another example would be the half-fictional half-autobiographic character in Soren Kierkegaard's Diary Of A Seducer. Yet another example can be found in the works of Marquis de Sade.

John is such a badass deathlete - he crammed for 4 classes in the exam week and slept 10 hours in 10 days.

deathlete by chuckchen September 18, 2018

triathlete 

One who participates in events called "Triathlons". Triathlon's often involve swimming, biking and running. The sport also includes spending lots of money on bike equipment and early morning puke sessions in the pool. Most triathlete's could be classified as homosexual as they wear speedo's and shave their bodies (shaving genitals is optional but recommended). It has been suggested that most triathlete's have a sexual attraction to David Hasselhoff and prefer prostate massages.

If I were a triathlete it would be acceptable to shave my genitals and ask bob if I could give him a prostate massage.

triathlete by ChirsR March 7, 2007

triathlete 

someone who enjoys triple headers: filling all body openings with copious amounts of cum

he's a triathlete-he fucked her mouth, her cunt and her ass in under an hour!!!! good job!!!!

triathlete by wingedunicorn July 8, 2007

triathlete 

A person whos highschool year consists of three differently catagorized sports. Mainly football wrestling and track. The three sports must be totally different. football baseball, and basketball are all in the same catagory. Same as Xcountry and track.

My sophmore year i wrestled, was on the football team, and ran track for Bergenfield High therefore i am a TRIathlete

triathlete by Imad Hussain February 28, 2007