dreadmill 

The conveyor belt to nowhere that one has to walk upon to keep their body in shape, or in times of neglect becomes a place for clutter collection...

Damn, I have to get off the computer now and walk on the cursed dreadmill...

dreadmill by Carmelynn Cole January 2, 2007

dreadmill 

adj. The treadmill that people run on for hours to get in shape.

I don't like going on the dreadmill at the gym. It is very monotonous. I would wrather go salsa dancing for fun.

dreadmill by Empathy4u October 19, 2009

Euphemism Treadmill

A euphemism is a term or a phrase used by individuals to refer to a controversial topic as overwhelmingly inoffensive as possible, as opposed to being politically incorrect (aka "enthusiastically offensive").

Unfortunately, the overuse of a euphemism will eventually devolve its meaning to the extent that itself becomes politically incorrect and will have to be replaced with another euphemism. This is a sociolinguistic phenomenon to as the "euphemism treadmill".

The term "mental retardation" was once a euphemism and politically correct term used to describe stupidity. The previous term was imbecile which was an actual medical category which comprised of idiots (IQ 0 to 25), imbeciles (IQ 26 to 50), and morons (IQ 51 to 70).

Over time, mental retardation and its associated verb "retard" became as corrupted as "imbecile" and "idiot" and was eventually replaced with "intellectual disability". It is now only a matter of time when being "disabled" is offensive and once again, slides down the euphemism treadmill.

Euphemism Treadmill by Ἀπολλύων October 21, 2016

euphemism treadmill

The process by which a pejorative term is replaced by a more politically correct term, only to over time be corrupted and used pejoratively itself until a new term is introduced, upon which the cycle repeats itself.

So named because walking on a treadmill gives you the illusion of going somewhere, when actually not making any progress. Basically a form of political correctness masturbation.

The best example of a euphemism treadmill is the word "retarded", which was originally adopted as a more apt and kinder alternative to previous medical terms such as "moron", "imbecile", and "idiot".

"Retarded" is currently considered a pejorative insult, so new terms have been invented such as "special needs" and "intellectualy disabled" , which will in time become pejorative insults themselves. Thus retarded SJW's, downie parents, and the self-righteous will always have something to bitch about.

euphemism treadmill by Frank Marlowe May 12, 2016

Treadmillcar 

Treadmillcar, invented by popular YouTuber and musician Corpse Husband (aka Randall who grew up in the Mid East, Virginia who works in an automobile shop). It’s a car which you can walk and drive at the same time

Treadmillcar helps you run while driving

Treadmillcar by Corpse Husband’s Wife January 17, 2021

Canadian Treadmill 

It's a euphemism for putting maple syrup on someone while massaging doggy style in an Ice hockey suit. It's what all the kids are about these days.

/r/Peejwal: "Canadian Treadmill? Sounds like a sexual Urban Dictionary term."
/r/SouthFM: "It is now."

Canadian Treadmill by xsender December 13, 2021

Swiss Treadmill 

This is the female version of the Dutch Rudder. A Swiss Treadmill is when one female assists another in masturbation by grabbing the partners arm and completing group masturbation.

I saw that video of your girlfriend and her mom Swiss Treadmilling on the internet!

Swiss Treadmill by uic_gavmeister December 3, 2010