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Where’s the dragon balls ? 

A question asked to a fucking worthless piece of shit. This question is asked between 50 - 100 times in a day to remind a twat that his life sucks. It’s often asked to employees at Pepe's Piri Piri.
Employee at Pepe’s : (exhales)
Ashman : BOMBACLAT !!!!! , (clears his throat and spits at his face) Where’s the dragon balls ?

Employee at Pepe’s : (Starts to play Russian roulette by himself)
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Dragon Balls

1) A Japanese series revolving around the collection of 7 tattooed dragon nutsacks in exchange for a wish.

2)Balls in general, when 'dragon' becomes an innuendo for penis.
Balls of steel? Man, he has dragon balls.
Dragon Balls by HerTurtleHighness October 23, 2015

dragon balls

dragon balls refers to a guy with huge balls and a small penis, usual lands girls in bed but doesn’t last long.
Jade: Holy shit Craig had dragon balls
Meg: How long did he last?
Jade: 3 seconds
dragon balls by chill ya beans April 10, 2021

Dragon Balls

A condition caused by excessive scratching of cock itch in which the affected area is irritated to the point that it becomes red and cracked, resembling the scaly testicles of a dragon. If dragons had testicles, that is.
I always show off my shiny dragon balls to attract the ladies.
Dragon Balls by JimDiddley May 5, 2014

dragon balls

a cum shot from a dude with the clap

ie. spittin fire
"dude, i heard tanya fucked mitch last night?"
"oh yeah, she got a taste of his dragon balls."
dragon balls by paul ohara February 25, 2008

Dragon Balls

It's kinda like blue balls exept much worse.If the person with dragon balls does not get laid his testicals will explode.
Larry:Sarah I think I'm getting dragon balls for you!

Sarah:Oh really will you give me something if you get all of them?

Larry:I already have all of them now get in bed!

dragon balls

When you enjoy the action of a man dragging his balls all over your face.
Do you want to play dragon balls?
What's dragon ball?
when your drag-on your balls all over my face!
dragon balls by S.Dubb October 3, 2016