driftwood 

Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.

When Rhiana, the neighbor, asked if I wanted to "watch a movie" I thought for sure we'd get down. To my chagrin, we literally watched a movie while my driftwood bobbed in vain on a hopeless, lonely, sea.

driftwood by Brad Yo February 8, 2006

Driftwood Vagina 

Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.

Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.

Driftwood Vagina by Anonymous Doctor November 19, 2010

driftwood 

a random boner, a stiffy out of nowhere

Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!

driftwood by Slick Nick October 13, 2005

Driftwood 

drift·wood (drĭft'wŏŏd')

n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.

Girl I'm sick of this club, too much Driftwood to deal with.

Driftwood by thabigshifty September 14, 2009

driftwood 

the act of laying in a pool floating on your back naked while your boner is sticking up out the water

where is uncle jeff? oh he's busy doing his afternoon driftwood

driftwood by jmanning June 16, 2018

driftwood 

n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.

2) sexual tumesence.

Dude! I totally put some rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?

Ahhh. No. Not really.

driftwood by gnostic1 August 21, 2011

Driftwood 

The biggest loser, no friend having guy or girl that shows up at parties for free drinks and alcohol. Usually seen at house parties and block parties. Often observed at bars and buffet tables at corporate functions where someone else is paying the bill.

John: Hey Mike, whos that stuffing themself at the buffet table.
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them.
John: Gotta be driftwood.
Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again

Driftwood by GraniteEagle April 29, 2011