Top Definition
Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.
Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.
by Anonymous Doctor November 16, 2010

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