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verb: the act of masturbating using a sock or numerous paper towels
Verb: the act of being a total and complete narcisistic asshole
"dude stop acting like such a doyle"
"oh man she caught u doyling?!?!?!"
"stop doyling and get a life and some new socks"
doyling by Becca1993 January 16, 2010
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DoyPingu 

Josh, aka DoyPingu. primarily speedruns Minecraft Any% RSG in 1.14.4. doesn’t really have a stream schedule, but he try’s to stream on most days.
Who do you think is a good speedrunner, name more then one? uhhhhh DoyPingu
DoyPingu by icecream222 January 26, 2021

Dowling College 

A college residing in the beautifully rich and white town known as Oakdale, NY; with an acceptance rate of 80%. The college is known to mislead the demeanor of the town by welcoming with open arms, a large portion of the African American community into classes; African Americans that both lower the value of the college itself and bring down the property value of the town. Also, to add to a mixed company of acceptees, the quality of the education available at Dowling College is equivalent to that of the education at your more common high school locations. In a final note, as far as social activity, the Dormitories are more commonly referred to as Ghost Towns... this is due to the mutual fact that one would rather starve than indulge in the Riverside Cafe.

Dowling College is a Dry Campus.
Yoo i got into Dowling!!!!

...yeah you and every other spook in the state...

Does Dowling College have a high acceptance rate?
...does a bear shit in the woods?

How is the "company" at Dowling College
.....incognegro....

Dollingered 

a sweet no scope in COD4, COD WAW, and COD MW2.
Yo i just dollingered that cat.

ken dolling 

The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)

You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled

Laiku Dowling 

A person that has more than one name for his cock simulator, such as War-Head, Grim Reaper, Armageddon, Kamakazie. He has a V-8 6 cylinder powerhouse which delivers over 500 gallons per cumshot. He used his penis to stop Adolf Hitler and Pedo Bear (single-handily).
Laiku Dowling: Unleash the Kraken!
Mia Khalifa: Fill me with your ink!
Laiku Dowling: Fire up the powerhouse!
Madison Ivy: I'm your German bitch!
Laiku Dowling by Laiku Dowling April 13, 2017