Uppies and Downies is a game played in Workington, Cumbria, England. Basically, grown men chase a smallball through the town from one end to the other, upper town versus lower town. It sometimes gets quite violent.
"Ere marra, how did ya lose ya finger?"
"Uppies and downies pal, uppies and downies."
A water doggie is commonly found in Canada when hockey players (The boys) can't find anywhere to get burgies. A water doggie is a hot dog boiled in water instead of being cooked ont the the BBQ.
Adam: Let's be Ferda and go get some burgies for the boys!
Lenny: Ok but where do we get burgies here
Adam: I guess we will need to make some water doggies
Lenny: I guess so, the boys won't be to happy but it's okay.
Adam and Lenny: Let's get some water doggies Ferda Boys!!!