douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006

douchemare 

Noun:

1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.

2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.

Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.

Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.

douchemare by manifestjoe December 19, 2011

doughemian 

A person of substantial financial means living a nontraditional lifestyle. For example, an artist, author, actor or musician with a trust fund.

Apple stock options have created a new generation of doughemians in the Bay Area.

doughemian by TNunnster February 6, 2010

Douchemeat 

Adjective: A combination of a Douchebag and a meathead, or A retarted Meathead.

Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.

If u have a friend that is on the butt juice and his IQ is the same as his shoe size thats Douchemeat material.

Douchemeat by Luis-clw May 1, 2006

douchemate

A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.

Ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.

douchemate by SteveSyf March 11, 2010

Douchemando 

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.

Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.

Douchemando by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009

douchemail 

An email that is written in a particularly douchey tone.

I can't believe he ended his douchemail with, "Please let me know if I'm missing something."

douchemail by Urban LLC December 9, 2008