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An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.
My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.
by aeamek July 06, 2006
A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.
Ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.
by SteveSyf March 11, 2010
The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.
1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.
by Surak June 29, 2007