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- The ultimate form of doucheness.

- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.

- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.

- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
She left likes that douchemire? Stupid bitch..
by Miss no good February 10, 2010
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