DoucheTooth

DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.

Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche

DoucheTooth by Tombadill August 3, 2007

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doucheoftheyear

someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."

Im so happy im nominated for doucheoftheyear.

doucheoftheyear by LAWMAN November 18, 2004

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DoucheTooth • Douchotothism • douchemother • doucheoftheyear

Douchotothism

The posting of random nonsense facts on Facebook for the express attention from others.

That guy is so lonesome he posts crap on his wall every 20 minutes. He must suffer from severe Douchotothism.

Douchotothism by John McMillan Wilson March 11, 2011

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douchemother

An unbeknownst quasi-self-proclaimed douchebag.

"Hey everyone
I'm a big douchemother"
-J. Lombardi

douchemother by 25AE7-25BA4 December 27, 2007

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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