douchify

to add malicious comments to in order to make something or someone more douchey

You always douchify me.

by skatex24x7 January 16, 2011

Douchify

To denigrate something or someone to its lowest point, usually undeserved.

verb: (transitive) douchify; 3rd person present: douchifies; past tense: douchified; gerund or present participle: douchifying; past participle: douchified

noun: douchification

adverb: douchifyingly

He did douchify the Lord with his blasphemy.

by gegrehet January 29, 2018

Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level

1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"

by concise32 January 13, 2009