Douchenhaven 

An insult that combines the pejorative term 'douche' - an obnoxious or egotistical person - and the general term 'haven' - a sanctuary or place of rest, with the result being a fairly poor insult that makes very little sense. This saying is generally used by fat kids, who will usually go on to use other words such as 'homeslice' and 'bro-sack'.

Person 1: "Man, that guy's such a douchenhaven."

Person 2: "..."

Douchenhaven by Olliebrownnnn November 19, 2011

douchewhore 

A person, typically male, that possesses the characteristic that is beyond extreme douchebagness in combination of superior retardedness but miraculously, somehow believes that he/she is a genius. Sometimes mistaken as a person doing an act "like a boss," in this case, they fail, yet, believed to have succeeded.

Joe just walked up to that gorgeous woman, asked her for a dance, got rejected, then proceeds to flip her off to her face, takes her martini, and pimp walks away with chin up in the air... then 10 seconds later, finds out that woman is his boss' wife. Wow! What a douchewhore!!

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douchewhore by Miz_Tasia December 13, 2012

douchehole 

A slang, joking insult used for humor, a simple combination of douchebag and asshole.

Our president is a complete douchehole!

douchehole by Jaime Rae May 27, 2006

assbag douchehole 

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

assbag douchehole by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008

Fuck-wadded douchewhore 

Someone who has surpassed in great douchebaggery to the seniority of being a douchebag. They are no longer in the douchebag game.

Dude, you're such a fuck-wadded douchewhore after you sold my phone for weed.

Fuck-wadded douchewhore by Bloodydickhole September 30, 2014

doucheweasel

Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel

All of my teachers are doucheweasels.

doucheweasel by borderjumper March 10, 2004

douchehole 

douche + asshole. thereby, making the person in question, more of a douche and an asshole at the same time. generally used with people who just drive you crazy and calling them anything else just seems too little. it was invented for frank lampard.

That Frank Lampard is such a douchehole.

douchehole by jlschen April 24, 2009