1 definition by Olliebrownnnn
An insult that combines the pejorative term 'douche' - an obnoxious or egotistical person - and the general term 'haven' - a sanctuary or place of rest, with the result being a fairly poor insult that makes very little sense. This saying is generally used by fat kids, who will usually go on to use other words such as 'homeslice' and 'bro-sack'.
by Olliebrownnnn November 19, 2011