Douchephile 

Someone who has a thing for douchebags.

"Wow, your friend seems to date one douche after another."

"I know, s/he's a total douchephile."

Douchephile by m(A)tt March 22, 2010

douchepiece  

A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle.

It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the whole time.

douchepiece by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008

douchehole 

A slang, joking insult used for humor, a simple combination of douchebag and asshole.

Our president is a complete douchehole!

douchehole by Jaime Rae May 27, 2006

douchepine 

(doosha-pahyn)
A douchebag who applies excessive amounts of gel in order to spike his hair.

Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.

douchepine by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011

douchechill 

A reflexive physical manifestation of the base emotional reaction that occurs when one encounters something they find decidedly offensive and/or insulting at either an instinctual or intellectual level.

Everytime I hear someone refer to the simple act of living life as "their journey," I get douchechills up and down my spine.

douchechill by Useyername October 28, 2009

assbag douchehole 

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

assbag douchehole by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008

douchechills 

The feeling you get when something is so incredibly embarassing and/or retarded, you have to avoid making contact or avert your attention with it or else taking the risk of feeling like a total loser-douche.

From some shitty teen movie, popularized by the latenight Washington Area radio show "The Hideout Featuring El Jefe and J Dubs"

douchechills by Offbeat December 1, 2004