douchewaffle

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.

You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!

by Kendall October 4, 2004

douchewaffle

What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron.

How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.

by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009

douchewaffle

One who is utterly and indefinetly asinine in everything that he/she does in life. Also a complete failure and annoyance to all.

That fag is such a douchewaffle, his shit isn't fuckin' funny and he is a dick.

by War1986 May 4, 2005

douchewaffle

It is a "breakfast swear" as defined by me and my friends this past summer!! I thought I created the word, and we argued over whether or not it could be used during the day, or just in the morning.

You suck at life, you douchewaffle. Or...Josh is a douchewaffle. Or...Go eat a douchewaffle, douchewaffle.

by JonnyMat October 19, 2004

douchewaffle

Donald Trump.

He can economically fix the country but the douchewaffle has gone bankrupt himself.

by ex yankee boy January 20, 2016

Douchewaffle

The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.

Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!

Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.

by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009

Douchewaffle

A human being possesing traits similar to a special needs individual, however not having been diagnosed with any actual disorder. A human being who makes rash, idiotic, decisions with very little knowledge about the situation.

I sent Dan to go fix that job, he came back dazed and confused and talking about something completely different than what he was sent to do, he's such a douchewaffle.

by thatbigsumbich January 1, 2010