Douche Meister

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy

douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters

by that guync30 May 27, 2010

douch meister

The co-leader of a douchnozzel

Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!

by soNOTdouchnozzel May 28, 2010

der douche meister

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.

Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.

by speedshift September 17, 2014