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Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy
douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters
by that guync30 May 27, 2010
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Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche
That kids a total douchemeister
by THE TOTAL DOUCHE... February 25, 2005
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Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche

4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister
Mac & Josh are total douchemeisters.
by I C U P February 28, 2005
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A person in a position of power that is both incompitent and a total asshole. He/She blames you for there mistakes, but there is nothing you can do about it because they're your boss.
My boss is such a frigin douchemeister! He made me come in on my day off so he could go golfing!

Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!
by thejuggernautbitch!!!!!!!! August 06, 2009
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