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double bonus

When something really good happens unexpectedly. The bonus sometimes has a double meaning, as it often can be viewed as something negative or a tragedy. This is not a requirement of a double bonus however, as 'double' does not mean the bonus must have double meanings, it means the bonus is really good. often only because it is so unexpected.
Ex 1

Person 1: "So this cop was chasing me on the freeway and he wrecked..."

Person 2: "Nice. Double bonus."

Ex 2

Person 1: "I went into our new roommates room to turn off his alarm and I found a naked stripper tied to his bed."

Person 2: "Ah, but would you call that a bad thing, or double bonus?"
double bonus by MikeBGSU May 28, 2009
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The act of fisting a girl in the ass and the pussy at the same time. Bonus. Leaving no free hand to donkey punch you have to kick her in the back of the head. Double bonus.
AJ had Dani maxed out until he realised he was still wearing his boots. So he lifted his foot up and went for the double bonus.
double bonus by ColonelAngus November 19, 2005

Double Bonus

While in your session of taking a poop or dump, you decide to double bonus and masturbate while still on the toilet.
Dude I took the nicest dump, and then it turned into a double bonus.
Double Bonus by Cohack7 August 11, 2014

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026