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Doublewank 

What George Orwell Thought of Strava. The sixth event in a private school sextathlon.
It's pissing it down out there but I've only packed string vests and short shorts; the Beeb's medium term forecasts are doublewank.
Doublewank by M1nt5auce July 14, 2017

doubledangdiddleydong 

A huge double headed dildo no less than 34.5 inches long and a girth of somewhere between that of an 8.4oz Red Bull can and a typical 12oz soda/beer can.
Person 1: Man, I came home last night and caught Amber & Jennifer naked and playing with each other...it was KWAYYYZEE!
Person 2: PLEASE tell me they made the doubledangdiddleydong disappear!
Person 1: Ohhh hellz yeah.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026