dotcon 

An "entrepreneur" - and I use the word rather lightly - in the information technology sector who has a product, idea or web portal of dubious worth who does an ipo where he suckers in millions from investors who border on the clueless, pays himself handsomely with salary and bonuses, and skips out of jurisdiction to a place like the Cayman Islands before his company fails, without ever having produced a viable product.

My aunt told me I should be more like my cousin Rodney, who made millions by selling shares in a now defunct web portal company.

"I'm not a dotcon," I replied caustically. "The products I'm developing will still be around helping people in a 100 years, not disappearing forever in 100 days."

dotcon by Orestes May 21, 2004

Dotcommies

People in the high-tech industry who come from the former USSR and received their primary training in the Soviet education system.

NOTE: They're called this regardless of their actual political views.

Yeah, I'm working with these dotcommies at Intel. They learned code in Ukraine, and they do amazing things with PHP.

Dotcommies by vonschlesien December 1, 2006

dotcomachameleon 

1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.

2. a poseur

Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!

dotcomachameleon by Fotofly December 4, 2010

dotcomrade 

An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.

"So who's this NrdPowr32 guy?"
"I dunno. Just a dotcomrade of mine."

dotcomrade by epitome of incomprehensibility October 20, 2007

dotson 

usually a last name for a small family they could have a bigger family but there fine with the closest ones they trust most dotsons are very self kept and quiet but can party when they want too they think love is everything they’re most likely to do anything to keep there family safe they’re usually not huge cat fans and more of dog people and have about 1 or 2 dogs and they are really kind but they do have a really small temper aswell so don’t get on their bad side they’re looks are amazing usually the girls are curvy and in a good way too and very beautiful especially the dotsons captivating eyes the men are usually skinny but it fits them with enough muscle aswell and are very handsome also with captivating eyes if you know a dotson then hold on to them forever and don’t mess up .

family: do u see that family over there ..?
other family:oh ,woah yeah they’re really gorgeous

family: i know right

both families: i wish we were a dotson

dotson by hayleysoemo July 5, 2021

The Dotson Effect 

Defined when rules that abundantly clear for absolutely everyone else, become subject to circumvention because the documentation is not designed for every "what if" condition.

The D.C.F.L is under the Dotson Effect once again due to the Ballers GM having an issue with the add/drop process.

The Dotson Effect by Gary Gaslighter October 18, 2023

Dotcommunist 

1. A person who devotes their life to sharing copyrighted intellectual property for free over the internet.

2. An insult aimed at a person who choses not to follow the internet's status quo.

1. Little Billy always dreamt of being a rapper. Since he couldn't afford to buy music with his allowance, and didn't agree with it in principle, he joined his friends and became a Dotcommunist.

2. "Dude, give me the link to your MySpace site!"
"Sorry, but I don't have one."
"What? Are you some kind of Dotcommunist?"

Dotcommunist by J2ThaP October 27, 2006