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1.
Someone who has an extremely large penis.
Wow, bro, know I know why they call you dotch.
by Harry Speakup July 11, 2006
 
2.
1. a penis that is longer than it is wide.
2.so thin it can be ejaculated with a straw.
3. opposite of a chode
dang man he has a dotch, nasty
by Platinum Chode April 11, 2005
 
3.
A penis that is extremely thin (like a straw)
You dont have a chode, you have a dotch
by neg boy March 12, 2005