bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze 

A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.

Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"

Guy 2: "Get away!"

Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"

Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"

bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze by Guy 99999999999999999999999999 June 29, 2009

Doorway Dad 

What you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? It's Doorway Dad. He knows when you're awake, he knows when you're asleep. And he watches you masturbate. Beware!

I couldn't fap last night I was being spied on by Doorway Dad. :(

Doorway Dad by Doorway Security November 3, 2009

Doorway chugging 

Is a made up sex act you tell people you're into, to see if they act like they've heard of it. Then later when they Google it, they'll see they were trolled.

I'm really into doorway chugging.

Doorway chugging by bartra February 27, 2022

sleeping in the doorway

The male act of passing out during sex (whether due to alcohol or exhaustion) while in the act of penetration.

I was so wiped out last night after the bar that I ended up sleeping in the doorway. My wife was pissed.

sleeping in the doorway by Paulie Jr. February 18, 2010

filthy doorway suprise 

where a girl licks a boys ass and the boy poops on her face. then the girl throws up.

the "filthy doorway suprise" made my girlfriends want to be a lesbian

filthy doorway suprise by body builder September 12, 2009

Golden Doorway 

Standing on the roof of a complex such as an apartment or a skyscraper and peeing over the main entrance creating a golden flow of urinary goodness that pours over anyone who walks through the pathway.

"So I gave Mark's girlfriend a golden doorway after she bitched him out. A lesson she'll never forget."

Golden Doorway by Aloysius W March 12, 2009

doorway 

A hood ass chick. A loose woman.

That chick is a doorway man. Everybody has been in and out of her.

doorway by Nicgers January 24, 2012