B.O.dorant 

A deodorant that makes you smell worse than if you hadn't used it

Hoo, your husband smells pretty ripe today!
Well, he used something this morning....perhaps it's a new B.O.dorant he's got or something?

B.O.dorant by King Drax December 13, 2010

Doorange 

The word that rhymes with orange.

What rhymes with orange? Doorange. Dur.

Doorange by imapersonsostfuahurhur April 15, 2010

Doornatzi 

The pee-on who asks to see your badge when you enter your place of employment even though you have been working there for over twenty years

Doornatzi by UfoPilot January 10, 2003

Dodrantal

Adjective - of nine inches in length.

An English word used to describe measurement that fell out of common use sometime in the late 1800s.

(Clearly a word we should still be using today.)

Ken: "Dude, have you heard the new single by Skrillex?"
Mike: "Umn, yes! The drop made me dodrantal."
Ken: "Oh, heh, like your penis? You mean your penis?"
Mike: "Why am I your friend?"

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Ben: "How many quarters would you say are in this roll?"
Jack: "A dodrantal amount."
Ben: "Well, that sounds intelligent and precise."
Jack: "Try both."

Dodrantal by PurpledRain September 1, 2011

doornats 

Doornats is a word used to describe in a bad situation instead of using a swear word. Best used when you mess something up.

"Oh doornats! I just stumbed my toe!"

doornats by fannahharley August 12, 2015

B.O.dorant 

When somebody uses deodorant but it fails to hide their B.O. This phenomenon in very common among Neckbeards.

Wow this Magic the Gathering contest reeks of B.O.dorant.

B.O.dorant by Portia Cauliflower May 1, 2018

dooration 

Da length of time dat some action occurs regarding a hinged wall-flap.

Twiddling da adjustment-screws on an overhead slam-stopper will vary da dooration of its closing-cycle and how firmly it allows said swinging panel to close.

dooration by QuacksO December 30, 2024