dookie balls

When you wipe your ass back to front resulting in poop on your balls.

"O my god, I'm not going to have sex with you if you have dookie balls."

by alduin777 May 1, 2015

dookie balls

The little pebbly balls of feces that you expel from your anus. Usually used out of frustration instead of profanity.

"Oh no, I'm late for work ! Dookie balls" !!!

by PlAj $nip September 27, 2007

dookie balls

the state of having your testicles covered in fecal matter, usually after inserting them into another persons rectum. Often associated with the act of sack stuffing.

Brett had dookie balls after cramming his hairy balls into Annie's steamy cornhole.

by Anita Kunttawash September 25, 2003

cannon ball dookie

When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.

Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen

by 61920 August 12, 2011

Dookie-Buns-Butt-Balls

When someone is Dookie, Buns, Butt, And Balls.

Bro Lebron is so Dookie-Buns-Butt-Balls.

by BarackBoBama January 16, 2021