Someone who is stupid or retarted.
That kid is such a doogie.
by taylor patterson March 15, 2006
Your partner, someone that you are close to. Your best friend.
Hey, me and my doogie wanted to know if we can get down on that.
by Babyboy May 25, 2005
another way of saying I have a turtle head poking out.
Man I got a doogie poking out.
by lawanda March 10, 2005
A little weasel who likes to use computers and jack off to old russian dogs and animated porn. He smells like a butt.
Man, that Doogie is sick mother fucker
by Jake November 30, 2004
A hard, long, black poop. A variation of the commonly used word "dookie" that is the craze at my school.
"I did a doogie last night without realizing it, and when I looked in the toilet I was like FUCCKKK THAT THING LOOKS LIKE IT CAME OUT OF A SOFT SERVE MACHINE. ITS SO BIG IM 99% SURE IT HAS A PULSE..."
by chillbeans March 07, 2010
That guy at the party that spends more time throwing up and breaking stuff then actually partying. Usually arrives with that one really annoying drunk kid. Sloppy, annoying, and gross, Doogie is a very hated individual.
"Oh god look at him that kids such a Doogie, he threw up all over everyone on the couch then knocked over the t.v and broke it...I hate that doogie.
by Cockstar3000 July 30, 2009
the brown discharge that squirts like grapefruit from a woman's dangly lip things.
i hope that doogie dont come into my eye!
by bunky September 17, 2003