1 definition by chillbeans
A hard, long, black poop. A variation of the commonly used word "dookie" that is the craze at my school.
"I did a doogie last night without realizing it, and when I looked in the toilet I was like FUCCKKK THAT THING LOOKS LIKE IT CAME OUT OF A SOFT SERVE MACHINE. ITS SO BIG IM 99% SURE IT HAS A PULSE..."
"thats nasty..."
"thats nasty..."
by chillbeans March 7, 2010