1 definition by chillbeans

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A hard, long, black poop. A variation of the commonly used word "dookie" that is the craze at my school.
"I did a doogie last night without realizing it, and when I looked in the toilet I was like FUCCKKK THAT THING LOOKS LIKE IT CAME OUT OF A SOFT SERVE MACHINE. ITS SO BIG IM 99% SURE IT HAS A PULSE..."

"thats nasty..."
by chillbeans March 07, 2010

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