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dorkiness 

the level of dork-ish behavior that is exhibited by a person or persons as they go about their day to day activities.
Kaelyn's dorkiness is practically overwhelming as she talks about her plans to decorate her cast with duct tape.

Patrick's dorkiness makes him adorable.
dorkiness by ae723 November 13, 2010

Doomness 

The end of the world basically; doom; destruction
OMG! Doomness for all!
Doomness by soulreaper5796 July 14, 2011

doofusness 

The overall actions of one or a group who continually acts like a doofus or doofi.
John is so full of doofusness, he keeps sticking his tongue on that frozen lamp post.
doofusness by Bro Rich September 21, 2008

dodginess 

disreputability, tendency towards the dishonest, state of doubtful authentification
She (von Speyr) had a long series of visions into saints' lives (eternalised as the "Book of All Hallows") which reads like so many school reports and has a tendency towards theological dodginess.
dodginess by Alarick September 2, 2006

Doopiness 

A ranking that can go up to level 999 (only the creator can go this high because he created it). It is basically doing amazing things just to level up. You want more doopiness. Doopiness is good. Doopiness is life.
Young doop:"Hey master can I have doopiness if I roll down the stairs"
Master: "Sure but I need evidence"
Doopiness by The doop master April 3, 2014

Goofiness Quotient 

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient
Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.