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doof-doofer 

a doof-doofer is a guy aged roughly early to mid 20s who is obsessed with their car/s.
their top priority is their car/s, their girl/s (see also: bitch, woman, wench) come second.
their car/s, and any subsequent activities such as polishing, updating and racing their car/s will generally take up more time than anything else in their lives.
doof-doofers can generally be seen hanging around petrol stations in the city late at night accompanied by a possible hundred other peers and their cars, racing each other around the city with their full-sick-subwoofers blaring.
the name originates from the sound of their car as it whizzes past, either full of bass (doof, doof, doof) or techno beats (nns, nns, nns)
girl: hey mom i met this really nice guy, he has a super car and we're going for a drive ok?
mom: i don't want any doof-doofers in this family!!

girl1: so whats your new boyfriend like?
girl2: oh you know, he's a bit of a doof-doofer
girl1: ohhhhh...
doof-doofer by shmal November 8, 2005
Related Words

doodoofart 

a nice way of saying “piece of shit” or “dumbass
“Your a little doodoofart”
My teacher is such a doodoofart”
doodoofart by bruh.dude April 16, 2020

DooDooFart 

A meme started starring a black/colored version of Squidward from SpongeBob. / A non-mean way to insult somebody.
Bruh why you such a DooDooFart / I was finishing watching this DooDooFart meme.
DooDooFart by anonymous May 24, 2021

doodoofart 

doodoofart
when you doodoofart
doodoofart by LK-G October 10, 2021

doodoofard 

One of the most profoundly philosophical words to have ever been spoken.

It is also a versatile, and beautifully graceful word; as a metaphorical swan would. Throughout history, it has been given its many meanings.. And today, I shall gladly provide you with some of many..

1. A beautifully composed, and completed to utter perfection shart. You cannot shard without the doodoo or the fard, so it all works together in a divine plan.

2. The meaning of life, love, peace, and the world in its entirety.

3. What I do in my pants every Sunday at exactly 3:38AM, while eating crunchy munchy munchables.

4. A name adopted by one of the coolest meme subreddits of all time, to further glorify the word in all efforts, and praise.

5. A beautiful city in Goofyville, a secret land just 400 miles south-east of the border of Florida, USA. According to legend, it is an anciently formed civilisation (around 40000bce.), where the stairway leads to above the clouds, and further past the stratosphere.. Where the entrance to the holy lands of doodoofard lay.. But only those who have been deemed worthy, and have discovered the true power of the doodoofard may ever grace their toes upon the holy grass of doodoofard..

6. A commonly placed form of its cousin words; poopoofard, and peepeeshart.
Gerald: "Yo dude.. I loved that part where he said "it's doodoofardin time" and doodoofarded all over the place. Truly a doodoofard of a time.."

Carrot smoking a pipe: *Puff..* "Why yes, my fellow friend Gerald.. And I am so proud of today's generation.. Coming up with some of the most exquisite terms of language.. Although above all, doodoofard truly takes the cake with a cherry on top.."
doodoofard by joemamah January 4, 2024

doodoofard 

doodoofard is a word that is used when you want to give DETRIMENTAL DAMAGE (big D for short) to someone’s bloodline. ⚠️ VERY MEAN ⚠️
Person 1: “I hate your guts.”

Person 2: “doodoofard”

Person 1: W-wait no, no this can’t be. No NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO