dont have a spasm! 

don't get too excited!

wen in a situation that isnt verry funny, but one unecessary person thinks it is and laughs uncontrollably... that wud be an oppertunity to say this.

dont have a spasm! by lemon December 30, 2004

staying sober- so you dont have to!

Nice term to describe anyone designated or willing to stay sober at events involving alcoholic consumption. Basically, a nice way of saying, "don't worry my friend, I'm staying sober- so you don't have to! Which means I'll be there at the end of the evening to question that 'date' you picked up, drive you home, and provide adequate support for you're drunken heap of a body... well go on then, get drinking!"

Joseph: Hey, you having a drink?
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!

staying sober- so you dont have to! by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com 

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com by CityFolks November 12, 2017

i dont have time for this lance 

A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)

Keith- i dont have time for this lance*wink*
lance- smiles
#klance-fandom-will-take-over-the-world

i dont have time for this lance by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018

I dont have to imagine 

Used to defeat any of those terrible imagine not doing (blank) or imagine being a (thing that u are like weeb or furry)
and if you use it you will win any arguement.
you have to stay strong with what your opinion is like if someone says imagine hating (insert content creator)
use that and you will win you will be so powerful!

Kpop stan: imagine hating kpop 🙄🙄🙄💅 couldnt be me smh
You:i dont have to imagine lmaooo.
After a while, NamJoon4life has not been responding to ur comeback. which means you won and you ratio'd her. congrats you absolute chad.😃👍

I dont have to imagine by Lolorator360 November 13, 2021

I dOnT HaVe To 

You dont have to something

Karen: “Let me speak the manger
Cashier: “I dOnT HaVe To”

I dOnT HaVe To by Moo-se September 15, 2020

ii_dont_have_think_jin 

ii_dont_think_jin is the best tiktokers she or he is and draco malfoy and bts twice mamamoo stray kids txt fan page she's my idol

ii_dont_have_think_jin is the best

ii_dont_have_think_jin by RoseAnne mackhan December 24, 2020