Dont eat me

When someone is getting really aggravated at you over something either big or small you could tell them not to eat you. Can be used in the same context as saying dont have a heart attack but instead tell them "Dont eat me". Or if someone is getting really mad at someone that you know you could tell them not to eat the person.

Also is best used with a "calm down" preceding it.
such as calm down dont eat me

Jomar: Why are we here? I hate this place!
Jacob: Calm down, dont eat me!

Jomar: What the fuck are you doing?!?!?
Jacob: OMG dont eat me...

Dont eat me by nomecomer December 19, 2009

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️ 

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️ by cyyfii December 1, 2021

please dont eat my cheese 

an epresion usualy said when someones cheese is being eaten. the epresion could varry however from "i would verry much apreciate it if you did not injest my moldy cow milk." to "put my cheese down before i blow a fucking hole in the side of your head bitch!" the epresion "please dont eat my cheese" could be acompanied with sobbing, angry grunting, or an ocasional wimper.

bob: yum this cheese shur is good! greg: please dont eat my cheese.

please dont eat my cheese by Daniil fortygin 2006 May 16, 2006

you dont just eat em 

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you dont just eat em you dip em

you dont just eat em by cookie loverr February 24, 2017

DONT DICK EAT DECEMBER 

Since males had to suffer the pain of No Nut November its the females turn for Dont Dick Eat December.

Dont dick eat december is payback

DONT DICK EAT DECEMBER by #definitionsofpeople! December 2, 2019

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole 

when your a bitch and u have no life go get one u dumbass

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole by eat my ass u bitch ass suck December 13, 2017

don't eat the big white mint 

A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.

I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.

don't eat the big white mint by purplefeltangel July 4, 2006