1. (adj.) unintentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" (when used as an adjective, inappropriate for usage as a verb), normally because the inebriated person is unable to correctly pronounce the appropriate word

2. (adj.) intentional mispronunciation of the word "drunk" when used as an adjective because the person saying it, usually a bum, thinks it is humorous
1. As I stumbled into the backseat, I reached for another Milwaukee's Best and said to Roof, "Shi-att, Bainz is so donk!"

2. When I walked through the Pender dancehall doors, Swain greeted me and said, "Man, Lode brought his bottle o' Old Man tonight; he's gonna be so donk."
by p'tainz January 23, 2013
A name given to only the finest and most crazy badass in the world. He must know random facts that makes him look very smart. He must be able to get wicked drunk off of twisted tea and beat the shit out of random peoples trucks. He is a man of mystery..
Ryan: "Did you know the average penis size of a white male is 6 inches..?"

Anthony: "Nope.. but you are now the new Donk."

Donk: "I'm the fucking man!"
by Antonio69s December 06, 2010
A word referring to someone who is terrible at poker but manages to win off of pure luck.
Dave: Man did you see that total donk that sucked out on the river, and sent me to the rail

Ryan: Better you than me
by KingMenaceSe7en October 26, 2009
Shortened version of the term "Donkey" when referring to a poor poker player.
"That guy is such a donk -- he bet 10x the big blind with 10-3 offsuit."
by odieodieo September 01, 2009
A liberal person that hates America. Related to a Democrat, a donk prefers to spend the money of hard working citizens on the poor and criminal classes of a society.
Oh man, you see that bleeding heart Donk? He just gave the that childs lunch to that degenerate in the park.
by DivsionOneBoy May 17, 2012
A general term to describe and emphasise any sentence; Used at what ever level of harshness wanted.
How's it goin you donk?...Man you some smelly ass donk!
dude you coming out? no staying in with the missus. eurg man she got you right under the donk, you donking imbecile.
by meurvat November 21, 2010
A name given to a person who acts in a manner adverse or inconsistently to the situation at hand or with people present. At that, this person has opened him/herself to the utmost radical degree of criticism. This most likely results in the person killing him/herself. At best, this person abstains from any kind of contact with any person due to the fact that everyone would most likely want to donkey punch him/her.
Alex: Hey guys what's up!
Dito: Nothing much man just chilling having some drinks.
Alex: Can I buy you a pitcher of your choice please? After all you invited me to this bar.
Dito: Hey Bob, come over here. Is this guy gay?
Bob: No man, I'm pretty sure he's just a donk.
Dito: Oh okay, I was about to stick him in the face.
Alex: Hey! thats not ni...
Dito and Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!
by Ralphi September 12, 2010
n. a contemptibly foolish incompetent or stupid person, a jackass

v. of or acting like a jackass
Ben is such a donk, he's always losing shit and blaming other people.
by donkin' February 05, 2010

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