n. in poker, a player who will call any bet rather than fold, even when their cards are bad. Named for the ignorant and unmoveable donkey, the "donk" won't ever move out of a hand and fold, no matter how much you bet. Thus bluffing does no good against donks, so you might as well not even try it. Especially infuriating when these donks end up getting lucky on the turn and the river, coming up with great hands when any reasonable person would have folded long ago. See also "calling station"
I had aces in the hole. I bet huge on all streets. This stupid donk keeps calling me with 7-4 offsuit, and hits a 7 on the turn and a 4 on the river to beat me. Man, do I hate donks.
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(verb) The act of sticking something in ones ass; donking
Hey, where's that random objected? Oh, that's right, I donked it.
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A Male persons lower region (in other words the cock)
The size of that donk, phew
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A long time. Originally 'Donkies years' due to Donkies having a long life line. Shortened down to Donkies, and Finally Donks.
"Hello Jeremy Beadle! I havent spoken to you for donks!"
"I havent seen Ben Fong-Torres for Donkies Years!"
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a donk is a cross breed between a dog and a donkey.
Look at that Donk trying to save the world.
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Black people call Chevy Impalas Donks. Donks are bought mostly by black people nowadays...mainly by drug dealers or rappers. Donks usually have ugly bright "candy" paint that you can apparently eat...yes I would love to see someone try that. They usually gut the interior only to put stupid Coach or Gucci fabrics...usually fake. They replace the regular dash with a digital one...so it looks like a spaceship cockpit. Then they put a ridiculous sound system because they want the whole world to hear them play their cuh-rap (as if they're not loud enough). The worst part of it all is that they put on huge ass rims on them. They look so stupid like that...like monster trucks. They're so focused on "shining" that they forget to invest in proper suspension and braking...eventually being wrecked as they couldn't stop in time and rammed someone.
Donks are being turned into American Rice Crap thanks to the idiots who purchase them.

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nice round basketball ass.
that girl got a donk.
by percy upshaw November 30, 2006

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The act of sex; nonreproductive or otherwise.
See that girl with the busted grill. I donked her.
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