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A general term to describe and emphasise any sentence; Used at what ever level of harshness wanted.
How's it goin you donk?...Man you some smelly ass donk!
dude you coming out? no staying in with the missus. eurg man she got you right under the donk, you donking imbecile.
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A name given to only the finest and most crazy badass in the world. He must know random facts that makes him look very smart. He must be able to get wicked drunk off of twisted tea and beat the shit out of random peoples trucks. He is a man of mystery..
Ryan: "Did you know the average penis size of a white male is 6 inches..?"

Anthony: "Nope.. but you are now the new Donk."

Donk: "I'm the fucking man!"
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The sound a Donkey makes when it has a bucket on its head.
Donkey: DONKKKKKKKK DONK!
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Messing around, jacking around, delay or slow moving.
Joe's mother told him to quit donking around or he would break a lamp.

In a stern voice, Joe's dad said, "Don't donk around!"
by space73cowboy December 30, 2009
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why is there a donk on this xmas ball?
by retard December 12, 2003
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To be a juvenile.
I was a donk for 12 years, living in juvi hall like it was my home.
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A spastic horse.

The term can also be related to other situations in life involving people - if someone is no good at something. Like, a donkey tries but is no good at being a horse.

can be applied to many situations:
1. If someones bad at poker - "He is a donk at poker!"

2. If someone is considering going to see his girlfriend instead of a night on the lash - "Dont donk out on me"

3. If someones doing something bad - "quit donking out"


by Daniel Sanderson October 29, 2008
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