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23.
A large Penis,the opposite of a Ding
I wonder if that Chinaman has a Ding or a Dong
by Les G August 24, 2005
 
1.
1. The penis.
2. The unit of currency of Vietnam. At press time, 1 US dollar is roughly 15000 Vietnamese dong.
For about 500 dong, an Asian hooker will let you stick your dong in her ass.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
 
2.
second sound on the doorbell
Ding, dong; ding, dong
by Tom March 15, 2005
 
3.
The word for a large penis, as opposed to wiener, which mkes it sound short.
I have a dong.
by wouldn't you like to know February 11, 2004
 
4.
The Penis.
Good lord, my dong is huge!
by Mike "Skeptickal" Siraco April 26, 2003
 
5.
Slang; see penis. Often used to describe a large penis, it can also be used to describe a "average-sized" one or a small one.
My husband's dong is tiny.
Did you see his dong?!
My dong is massive and powerful!
by Chantal Charisse July 28, 2004
 
6.
1. Colloquial term for the penis.
2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc
1. I have a fat dong.
2. Dave is a right dong!
by Law July 10, 2004
 
7.
Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.
Simeon has a huge dong.
by GuidoPosse69 February 08, 2005