Dolphinhead: 1. A term used to describe a human being with an expansive forehead, and prominent eyes that are noticeably further apart than the average person.
There are varying degrees of Dolphinheadism. This range starts from: "a touch of"- to - "serious Flipper syndrome"
There is no cure. Sunglasses and bangs can detract from the extra width between the eyes and excess forehead acreage.
"I was watching Shepard Smith interview "Bree" from Desperate Housewives, when it occurred to me they both had serious Dolphinhead!"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.