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Very insulting term for an ugly girl/woman.
When's dogface coming back?
dogface by she-ra November 4, 2003
this is a term used for a coke whore who has the face of a dog and the body of a duck. these nasty females are known for having lots of permiscuous sex, sucking dick for coke, fucking in her moms bed and/or office, having sex with monkeys, and stealing her drunk whore of a mothers drugs from her purse. they are also known to get punched in the stomach and loose small day old babies, and for liking bad boys that get shot in the face at age 12.
meow: your a fucking dogface

trashley: no your a fucking dogface.
dogface by meooooow March 25, 2007
A dark haired girl that exhibits emo qualitys and is at the very least averagly hot. Age ranges from around 14 to 20 years old with the occasional exception.
See that girl over there, the one with the dark hair. She's totally a dogface.
Dogface by Hammer man September 7, 2008
A type of plant indiginous to Southern Mars.
It looks a bit like a fetus.
dogface by dogfaceIII April 19, 2005

Mambo dogface to the banana patch? 

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.
I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'

Mambo dogface to the banana patch? 

A nonsensical phrase coined by Comedian Steve Martin back in the 1970s from his comedy album "Wild and Crazy Guy" on how he would teach kids wrong words so that they would mystify their teachers. In his joke, he teaches a child instructions on how to ask to use the bathroom with the phrase "Mambo dogface to the banana patch?". The teachers would be completely confused by this phrase. Apart from Steve Martin, his phrase was also used by adults who grew up during that time to mimic "gibberish", like people trying to talk while drunk or having had a stroke or cognitive disorder. It would mostly be used by persons who were teens or young adults in the late 1970s who were familiar with Martin or Saturday Night Live during that time period.
I was so groggy from the anesthesia that I was replying "Mambo Dogface to the banana patch?"
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