Deballed 

Refers to a situation that arises in which at the end some amount of personal manhood was lost by the actions of a woman.

Girl: I'm tired of you never asking for directions when we are lost, making me pay for everything, and now you just stay here and hold my purse while I go get something from your car.

Onlooker: Dam dude you got deballed.

Deballed by Shotzter October 20, 2008

Dogballs 

The act of lowering your nut sack on to the lips of someone that is passed out. The nut sack touches the lips but does not actually enter the mouth as it does in the act of tea-bagging.

Did you see what Jerry did to his buddy the other night at the end of that party? He just dropped his nuts right on his face - dogballs: the ultimate degradation.

Dogballs by Derik Scudder July 30, 2008

Deballed 

the actual physical act a wife should due when husband is caught being a man whore

Did you hear what happen to Mr. Spade?

No, due tell.

Ms. Spade called bullshit on him, caught him being a man whore and DEBALLED that man right there with her bare hands then shoved his man whore balls down his throat.

Dang, why would he be SO CRUEL.

Deballed by DavePrickASpade July 30, 2014

Deballed 

Castrate, Degrade, Humiliate, make a dick out of a guy. Must apply to a male being an asshole for some reason.

After learning that his girlfriends ex abused her, at the following weeks local rock concert serving as an opening act, lead vocalist Tony deballed her ex verbally in front of 10,000 fucking people spewing hatred into the audience venting his frustration and anger towards him.

Deballed by Bobby Balling October 16, 2009

dogballs 

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."

"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"

dogballs by Kevin December 15, 2003

dogballs 

When a male has not had sex, jerked off, or had wet dreams for a while and the balls droop due to excessive semen back up.

Jack: I'm so frustrated!
Friend: Why dude?
Jack: My girl ain't giving up the pussy!
Friend: Man u must have dogballs
Jack: The shit is hitting the ground!

dogballs by ghostlancer September 3, 2006

Dogballs 

1. Simply not meeting the standards

"I paid $1,500 for this dog-ball ass ERM."

Dogballs by K September 24, 2003