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19.
dog
1. verb - bother, irritate, annoy, ride, harass
2. verb - have sex with doggystyle
3. noun - hound, player, one who seeks meaningless sex with multiple partners
1. Dude! Don't dog me like that!
2. After getting her cunt nice and wet with my tongue, I bent her over to dog her for a while.
3. Men are dogs.
by Prp Guy April 04, 2006
 
29.
Delusions Of Grandeur

A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.

A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!

Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)

P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups

D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt

Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
by Balfdor August 11, 2006
 
30.
An adjective used to describe rude, unfriendlike or unsportsmanlike behaviour. Appears to have originated at Newlands College in New Zealand.
Person 1: I gave Bob money to buy me maccas but he ate it himself.
Person 2: That's so dogs, man!
by VickiandJosh4EVZ September 26, 2014
 
31.
Dog
What is a Dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They are great at begging. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.
Me: hello doggy

Dog: (licks)

Me: ghaaaaa
by megmeggie January 23, 2014
 
32.
Dog
Someone who says they'll go somewhere or do something with you, then they don't do it.
Fredrick: Hey Tom, Billy isnt coming to the fight anymore.
Tom: What a DOG...
by Thomas Lillypad February 25, 2009
 
33.
Dog
A small to moderately sized four-legged furry thing.
It's name is an acronym for; "Digestible Object Gurgitator"
It lives on table-scraps, chum, biscuits and anything it can feasibly get into it's mouth.
My pet Dog refuses to register Mc'Cain's Micro Chips as an edible foodstuff.
by Psychedelic Warlord January 08, 2013
 
34.
The funniest fucking word ever.
Guy 1: Dogs
Guy 2: Starts Laughing Hysterically
by KevinP March 06, 2012
 
35.
A term to describe soldiers. It comes from them wearing dog tags.
"There go the dogs to fight another war".
by Hunter of trolls December 30, 2011