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What is a Dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They are great at begging. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.
Me: hello doggy

Dog: (licks)

Me: ghaaaaa
by megmeggie January 23, 2014
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Opposite sex of bitch. A bitch's man is a dog. So, if you call your woman a bitch, therefore you're a dog.
You're a dog, and she's a bitch.
by webster2008 September 05, 2008
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A word used when referring to a friend or companion.
by PimpFoShizzle May 03, 2005
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It feels so good to let my dogs out of my shoes.
by missy June 28, 2004
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1. (n) Animal, either loved or hated, of the canine variety. Anything from a chihuahua to a St. Bernard.

2. (n) An ugly, or especially slutty, woman.

3. (n) Beer, particularly when cheap.

4. (n) Reference to a male.

5. (v) To follow someone, especially in a car when driving over the speed limit, with the theory that the 'lead' dog will get the ticket most likely.

6. (v) To put down, demean, dis.

7. (n) Something of poor quality.
1. I got this dog for my girlfriend, and the little shit bit me!

2. You must've been drunk last night, 'cause that girl you was with is a dog!

3. I guess so, it must've been that dog I drank at Jimmy's.

4. What's up with Jimmy, dog?

5. I heard he was pulled over the other day; must've been doing 95 dogging some other dude, but the bastard got picked off from behind.

6. Yeah, I dogged him for that. Now he's gotta pay a big fine.

7. He woulda got away if it weren't for that ride of his. It's a dog!
by Imzogelmo May 26, 2009
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All that is good and true in this existence. When used in language, dogs can take on a nearly infinite amount of meanings.
Common uses:

1. As both a greeting and a farewell.

Ex: "Oh, you're leaving? Dogs."

"Dogs! I haven't seen you in a while!"

2. An expression of affirmation or approval.

Ex: "That concert was dogs."

3. An acknowledgement of our existential condition.

Ex: "...................................dogs................."

See also : shiny dogs, dumb dogs, beagle dogs, funny dogs.
by DogsDogsDogsDogs July 22, 2011
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The absolute best fuckin' Pink Floyd song there is. Found on the album "Animals." 17 minutes of amazing songwriting and composing.
Poser: my favorite pink floyd song is money, that's why i bought this dark side of the moon shirt from target.

non-poser: my friend, you are a sheep, according to pink floyd's best album, animals. dogs is definitely the supreme song.

poser: lol what?
by zach12121212 February 23, 2006
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