What is a Dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They are great at begging. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.
Me: hello doggy

Dog: (licks)

Me: ghaaaaa
#cute #fun #man #funny #adorable
by megmeggie January 23, 2014
Australian Slag for being 'Ditched' or 'Ditching'
You would say 'Dont Dog it' or 'They Dogged it'

And if a person did something bad to someone els,
or had plans with someone, and didnt show..
they did a 'Dog act'

If someone just isnt a nice person..
or is known to 'Ditch' people, they are known as 'Dogs'
#australian #slang #ditch #dog #dogs
by Geminii October 08, 2011
the pet that "licks" the peanut butter off your wife when your not there
#dog #lick #wife #shit #gay
by big_joe13 June 05, 2009
verb: to follow closely behind, or to check (someone) frequently, implies that the action causes some annoyance or interference (from the fact that a pet dog will often follow closely at its master's heels).

Similar in some senses to 'hound' as a verb.
The boss dogged me all morning until I got that report finished.
#hound #follow #heel #bother #trail
by Mark Gardner January 27, 2006
Telephone. From the cockney rhyming slang Dog and Bone = phone
Get on the dog to the betting shop, theres a horse i want to put a fiver on.
by Rich Lawson May 22, 2005
The police, or more specifically, a group of angry police on a raid. Often arresting people. This term is used in the bogan areas of Australia, and is highly derrogatory.
"Shit, the dogs are here!"
"The dogs just came in and started arresting people."
#dogs #cops #pigs #dog #popo
by Will "Vexus" Moss May 05, 2008
A very small horse.
1 - "Look at the size of that horse"

2 - "Well it IS a dog."
#horse #small #big #hair #hoof
by Nechrist March 01, 2009
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