4 definitions by big_joe13

russia

is another word for anal sex between men

gay guy: wanna go russia on each other?
gay guy2: yeah i love getting russianed

by big_joe13 June 5, 2009

germany

A place were jews aren't allowed.

Jew: hi what is this place
German dude: Germany
Jew: can i come in?
German: nein

by big_joe13 May 31, 2009

dog

the pet that "licks" the peanut butter off your wife when your not there

dog

by big_joe13 June 5, 2009

texas

a state in southwest usa, where it's illegal to penetrate your wifes rectum consensually

husband: hey i wanna fuck you in the ass tonight
wife: in the state of texas its illegal
husband: are you serious? fuck that lets move back to cali

by big_joe13 June 1, 2009