John: "Really? All I found down on 2nd Ave was a pack of dog ass. FML."
2) James: "Man, you're better off without her anyways. I never wanted to hurt your feelings, but she was a total dog ass anyways..."
Chris: "Really? Thanks dude... But why haven't you done any better for yourself?"
random crowd: "OHHHH- BURN!"
Sarah should take Tim's dog ass to court for child support.
Person A: Dewd – are you hungry?
Person B: Hell yeah, I could eat the dead end of a rhinoceros; all I had to eat today was a sandwich my god it tasted like dog ass!
Waiter, this pasta tastes like dog ass, could I have something else?