dodgelog 

A bad predicament, as in trouble or a jam. Used intstead of "pickle".

"You're in a dodgelog!"

dodgelog by Johnsonville Bratworst October 10, 2004

Dodgeology 

Title of the New Religion founded in part by billionaire genius, business magnate and techno king; Elon Reece Musk.

The sigil is of course the one and only sunglass wearing “Doge”

Dodgeology is the path to enlightenment
The time is upon us to venture beyond time and space to embrace Dodgeology

Dodgeology by Mslorilove May 8, 2021

Dodgehog 

A hedgehog or other spiked mammal that refuses to pay debts.

You know that Henry Hedgehog is a real Dodgehog. He got his tricycle clamped and refused to pay the fine!!! What a douche.

Dodgehog by baconsolo September 23, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016