dodgelog 

A bad predicament, as in trouble or a jam. Used intstead of "pickle".

"You're in a dodgelog!"

dodgelog by Johnsonville Bratworst October 10, 2004

Dodgeology 

Title of the New Religion founded in part by billionaire genius, business magnate and techno king; Elon Reece Musk.

The sigil is of course the one and only sunglass wearing “Doge”

Dodgeology is the path to enlightenment
The time is upon us to venture beyond time and space to embrace Dodgeology

Dodgeology by Mslorilove May 8, 2021

Dodgehog 

A hedgehog or other spiked mammal that refuses to pay debts.

You know that Henry Hedgehog is a real Dodgehog. He got his tricycle clamped and refused to pay the fine!!! What a douche.

Dodgehog by baconsolo September 23, 2012