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Documenting Bullshit 

The hedonist act of documenting utterly mundane and/or meaningless activities such as taking pictures of food to post in social media for other hedonist to enjoy/emulate/envy and/or to try to overdo in their pursuit of instant gratification. Documenting bullshit often leads to an endless trail of stupid shit and it is the main driving force behind recent social phenomena like Instagram influencers, celebrity-cultist, youtubers, reality tv, tweeter, excessive dumb-risky behavior etc. The USA is the capital of hedonist bullshit documenters.
1. Hey bro, Logan Paul just came out with a new YouTube video where he is screaming at random people. The video is 10 minutes long and serves no other purpose but to document the stupid bullshit.

3. TLC's new show... "midgets with long arms" is a great example of people documenting bullshit
4. The real housewives of scripted bullshit and the bachelorette's community pussy props are great examples of television documenting bullshit
5. You posting a picture of your new shoes is you engaging in documenting bullshit
6. Trump tweeting about toilets and how windmills cause cancer are examples of how tweeter is a leading player in the field of documenting bullshit

Tubgirl from Documenting Reality 

Contrary to the original Tubgirl depicting an asian woman involved in grotesque scat porn,

The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.
*any gore post*

Dude who saw the photos:

Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality

Dude who hasn't seen the photos:

You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?

Dude who saw the photos:

No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.

Blank Word Documenting 

When one tries to mask porn viewing by opening a blank Microsoft word document.
I totally caught Kelby blank word documenting.

documentating 

Word used by telephone operator when trying to sound smart... when in actuality, they are an idiot... THATS NOT A REAL WORD DUMBASS!!
-Person on phone: "There is a false withdrawel on my bank statement that needs to be fixed"
-Operator: "Ok ma'am, i am documentating your information right now"
-Person on phone: "Documentating? You're an idiot!"
documentating by Levi Morgan February 18, 2009

Documentia 

Syndrome old Technical Writers get, especially those in the Technical Writing too long. Symptoms include forgetfulness, confusing simple words like there and their (words that have been commonplace for their entire careers) and replacing pictures with 1,000 words each. Similar to Alzheimer's or Dementia in the average public.
The Tech Writer knew he had succumbed to documentia when he replaced a photograph of a beautiful sunset with a corresponding 1,000 word description.
Documentia by VATechWriter May 30, 2013

documentia 

a mental illness that exists in the business world where someone, usually a manager, falsely believes that documentation will not only solve all possible problems that may occur, but also produce employees with an identical skill set and complete knowledge on the subject documented.
John's documentia led him to believe that servers would never crash and websites would always be available, even though Isaac had never completed the proper documentation.
documentia by Hans Blixx December 3, 2013