I can't do two things at once 

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

I can't do two things at once by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

Doonce 

A universal word that can mean anything at any time. Common words accompanied with doonce are ball, bag, or burger.

Look at that doonce face eating a child

Oh doonce! i forgot my lunch!

"Hey Llewelyn"
"doonce!"

Doonce by Mcdoonce August 28, 2009

Doonce 

(verb) The act of using blunt force to destroy something.

I doonced the fuck out of that controller, after Junkrat ulted me.

Doonce by Itskindagriffin May 16, 2022