Dj Tiesto 

Sheer awesomeness packaged into one man.
Electronica royalty.

Jim: Dude, I've been listening to DJ Tiesto all day long!"
Tim: Careful Jim. I'm not sure you can handle so much sheer awesomeness. Your head might explode.

Dj Tiesto by msmidori July 16, 2008

DJ Tiesto 

The reason the world hates electronic music.

E-Tard: DUDE DJ Tiesto is ILL man I'm rolling meh tits off!!

Ninja: Shuriken!! *ded*

(see also Paul Oakenfold)

DJ Tiesto by zassibari August 5, 2009