Civic Disservice

The act of pouring money into a piece of shit beater hatchback to make it look "bad ass". Common modifications include rims, spoilers, large racing stickers, dull matted paint, flames, and the occasional neon light. Tinted windows are required.

Jane was furious with her father after he forbid her from dating Carlos, after Carlos dropped her off in his Civic Disservice, and wearing a wife beater shirt that showed off his tribal band tattoo

Civic Disservice by Kavka June 6, 2010

Dissever 

Dissever is a different kind of rock/metal band out of Homestead FL. Originally formed by brothers Brian and Billy Jenkins, the band spent years trying out different vocalist, bassists, and guitarists before solidifying themselves as a four piece with Anthony Beaulieu on bass and Eddy Torres on vocals. Combining elements of classic rock, metal, industrial sounds, inventive song structures, and technicality. The band prides themselves on writing music they want to hear and what they feel works-instead of following the pack-allowing each song to have its own unique sound and style.

"What are you listening to?"
"The new Dissever EP."

Dissever by instrumentoffear June 9, 2009

disservice animal 

A dissservice animal is any dog that is not trained to do work or perform tasks that benefit of an individual with a disability, including a physical, sensory, psychiatric, intellectual, or other mental disability.

My dog Bella is a certified disservice animal who benefits no person with disabilities or otherwise.

disservice animal by Idiotvillager March 10, 2020

Disterve

When you have the god damn audacity to have the “nerve” to disturb after repeated warnings.

After repeatedly telling people to leave him alone, Cooper lost his shit and put a sign on his bedroom door that said “This is Cooper’s room, do not DISTERVE.”

Disterve by Lifeinthekey April 11, 2020

Fan Disservice 

The opposite of Fan Service.
Basic Trope: Fanservice is made disgusting, horrifying or ridiculous due to the people involved or the circumstances surrounding it. This is what Fan Disservice is

Person 1: BITCH I WANTED TO SEE A HOT GIRL IN A BIKINI, BUT ALL I FOUND WAS EGGMAN IN A FUCKING SLIM BIKINI! THIS IS FUCKING FAN DISSERVICE!
Person 2: Eggman in a Bikini is good Fan service, you faggot.
Person 1: KILL YOURSELF!

Fan Disservice by GoldenFartRequiem April 23, 2023

customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

customer disservice department by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011

Terms of Disservice (TOD) 

When an Internet site changes their Terms of Service without giving prior notice and deletes millions of people's blogs, which amounts to a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.

MySpace new Terms of Disservice (TOD) has outraged and alienated millions of people whose blogs have been deleted, which amounts of a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.

Terms of Disservice (TOD) by disenfranchised poet July 14, 2013