HUGGY BEAR: It's Starsky & Hutch. And the answer is "No, Bro, I don't even know who you'z talkin' about".
MO FRO BRO: Well, alright then. But, you know what?
HUGGY: What Bro?
MO FRO BRO: Why you 'ways walkin' around like some kinda chicken? You aint no Jim Kelly or Lenny Kravitz boy. You aint even a bad imitation of J.J. Walker.
HUGGY: But, I set you up with the best pussy in town, don't I?
MO FRO BRO: Sheeeit, Brutha, you got that straight! Can you set me up with Black Irish Bitch again? I think Dill's her name. She gives the BEST blowjobs.
HUGGY: Okay, but you can NOT ever try to fuck her Bro, cuz she is Jim Kelly's personal bitch, and if you use her for anything other than a fully clothed blowjob, Jim Kelly and Jim Brown will come over and beat yo' ass! And they might even call Shaft or Mr. T.
MO FRO BRO: No, it's cool, she gives the best cum-blasting H1 blowjobs I've ever had. She's a real cumpire, that bitch!
HUGGY: $50 Bro!
MO FRO BRO: Here ya go Huggy, you gots the best Black hoes in the world!
HUGGY: Even the white boys cum downtown for this shit! "Everybody's gone 'frican, 'frican USA!"